Hello world!

Nice to see so many different nations visiting my blog, lately :)
Hello Finland, Italy, Australia ♥, Holland, South Africa, Russia, France,
South-Korea, Sweden, Denmark and the UK!

I'm celebrating that with some DYAC's and FML's:

Coming out...

Today, I went shopping with my mom.
I went into my department and tried on some clothes.
After a few minutes, there is an announcement,
that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store.
I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells,
"I found her!"
I'm almost 17.
FML

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park.
The man said he didn't see me lying there.
I was wearing a neon orange jacket. 

FML