09 september 2011

FML 09.09.11

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage
with a Twilight video montage.
FML

Today, I discovered that I do not have a poltergeist,
but I do have a hobo living in my attic who regularly trashes my kitchen
and messes up all of my pots and pans.
FML


Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out
that my pubes were sticking out my trousers.
FML
Today, I lied to my diary,
about getting laid.
FML

 
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