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Today, I awoke at 2am from a nightmare, screaming. I dreamt my ex boyfriend was stalking me. I got up to get a drink, and screamed again. I saw my ex boyfriend looking through my window. FML

Today, I got a phone call from a company I'd applied for and gotten a great interview with a few months ago. They were calling to fire me because I haven't shown up for one day of work. Turns out they never called to let me know I'd been hired. FML